Ady Sang Pecundang Matematika yang masuk Primagama

huuuaahhh...!! akhirnya bisa posting baru juga.. huhu.. melelahkan... sudah sekian lama gw nggak update blog..

emangnya kemana aja loe dhie..??

ya gitu deh.. sibuk abis, kesempatan ngenet bisa dibilang amat sangat langka, soalnya yang pertama hari-hari gw mulai disibukan dengan ngeles di Primagama, sebuah tempat bimbingan belajar. sebenarnya gw sih nggak punya motivasi buat ikut. tapi karena bokap nyuruh gw ikut bimbingan belajar.

knapa nggak ada motivasi Dhie..?? padahal enak loh!

emang sih enak, enaknya jelas! selama bimbingan jelas gratis, karena bokap yang bayarin, selain itu yang namanya di primagama anak2 cwenya biasanya cantik2, terutama dari luar sekolah gw. Primagama terkenal dengan triknya dalam mengerjakan soal matematika. nah..!! karena itulah gw mencoba peruntungan.. hehe

hmm pasti pewe banget kalo kita belajar diruang kelas yang nyaman, dingin, sejuk dengan tentor yang propesional, namun dugaan gw salah besar..!! yang pertama tentornya banyak yang nggak nymbung plus.....

ternyata kelas yang gw tempatin kebanyakan cowo... TIDAAAK..!!! HASRATKU TERBELENGGU..!!

yang ada gw malah uring2an buat masuk. semoga apa yang ada disini tidak berdampak negatif nilai UAN ku entar..! AMIEN..!!

tentor2 d primagama kebanyakan horror dan tidak sedap dipandang mata. tidak ada yang memakai rok, alias semuanya cowo. ada cewe, guru bahasa Indonesia. tapi meski dia cewe, sayangnya dia bukan santapan 17+ , melainkan 45+, huuuh..! menjengkelkan.

dari kelas gw, cuman gw, maruf ama Dodol yang ikut. sebenarnya 4 orang, satu lagi namanya Danti. tapi entah kenapa rencananya batal gitu aja.

Danti : ui, kalian ikut PG yah..?? (baca : Primagama)
Gw : hooh..
Maruf : napa..?? loe nggak ikut Dan..??
Danti : maunya sh ikut tapi..
Gw : ikut ajah.. rame kok
Maruf : kenapa emangnya nggak ikut..??
Danti : nggak ada teman cewe.. kaliankan cowo semua..
Maruf : duh mbak.. tujuan loe ikut primagama apaan sih..??
Danti : belajar lah... tapi kalo nggak ada teman mending nggak usah deh..
Maruf : gini aja deh.. kalo loe mau cari teman.. MENDING IKUT FRIENDSTER AJA..!!
Danti : *tampang bego*

tapi dari semua tentor yang memiliki predikat imbisil, gw masih memberi aplaus yang meriah kepada salah satu tentor kesukaan gw, namanya Pak Budoyo. seperti namanya yang diambil dari bahasa jawa yang artinya "budaya".. jelas.! dia adalah pengajar Sejarah..

gw sebenarnya mau nunjukin fotonya ke blog, berhubung gw nggak punya potonya. gw kasi ciri2nya aja deh, tau Rano Karno..?? betul sekali..!! di sangat tidak mirip dengan beliau..!! bisa dibilang Pak Budoyo tuh orangnya kecil, mulutnya memiliki gradien (baca: monyong) dan ngomong suka muncrat2.. tapi imut kok... ciiaaat!

Pak Budoyo : jadi anak2..! sejarah itu diambil dari bahasa arab..! yaitu Syajarathun yang artinya apa..!!
Anak2 : Pohon..!!
Pak Budoyo : yakk..!! tepat sekali, perlu kalian ketahui bahwa kebanyakan bahasa arab itu di akhiri dengan kata thun..
Anak2 : *bengong*
Pak Budoyo : ada yang bisa berikan contoh..??
Anak2 : masak sih pak..?? aneh aneh ja..!!
Pak budoyo : misalnya saja Sejarah, bahasa arabnya Syajarathun, kalo kursi, kursithun, kalo meja mejathun..
Anak2 : MAKSA..!!

yah.. itu sekilas mengenai gw Join ke Primagama, ayo kita ke topik selanjutnya.
kemaren gw ulangan matematika dan tadi gw ulangan Sejarah.. kalo sejarah sih, insya allah gw bisa ngerjainnya tapi gw mati diMatematika. bisa dibilang matematika adalah momok yang sangat menakutkan bagi gw, jelas aja, salah satu pnyebab gw terjerumus si IPS adalah karena gw bego matematika. ampe2 gw dapat 5 di rapor itu udah sangat membuktikan bahwa gw pantas diberi predikat 'bodoh Matematika'. oleh karena itulah gw mencoba mati2an belajar matematika tapi yang ada gw ambeien berminggu2 memikirkan cara membantai soal matematika.. huuuaa..!! sangat memusingkan..!!

gw udah mencoba segala cara agar matematikan bisa masuk ke otak gw. mulai dari ngapal rumus dan ngerjakan latihan soal. namun hasilnya Nihil.. yang ada otak gw panas..! nggak bisa mikir, gila deh akhirnya.. I'm not a perfect man, semoga aja gw nggak jadi pecundang Matematika lagi.. amien..!

24 Comments

  1. hehehe..jadi tujuan lo ikut primagama juga buat nyari cewe kan?yaudah semangat ya belajar matematikanya :D

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  2. klo belajar math jangan diapalin mas,,makin mumet klo gitu...

    pake logika aja...

    klo masih mumet jg y g usah dipaksain,,kejar nilai di pelajaran lain aja...

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  3. Huehehehe.....
    Kayak kata Pak sukirman : Dari dulu namanya matematika itu pasti paling anjlok.

    Kalo sekolah gua pake IPS juga, gua bakal kejerumus di situ juga.

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  4. waduh mestinya jangan primagama bos, hahahaha ga gaul itu .. yang gaul mah bta, nf, ssc hahaaa

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  5. Semangat, pantang menyerah, dan optimis!
    Ok?

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  6. wah..padahal dulu wkt aq ikut primagama asyik bgt..ikut spmb soal2nya byk yg kena..

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  7. waduhh..
    Rajin baNged..
    tapi ati2 Low..
    primagaMa tuh "terdePan dalam kwitansi"

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  8. Gue benci ama matematika Huahahahaha

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  9. hahaha...
    sama, aku juga ikut bimbel. cuma bedanya, asiik..
    hehehe..
    selamat ya apat 45+.
    jiakakakakk

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